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Next time your beloved tells you to get on your bike and finally put up those box shelves for the nursery, you can indulge in the ultimate visual pun. Let’s face it, few moments are more emasculating than having to ask another man to assemble your wardrobe, but finally it’s OK to accept DIY…
“Have you got a pen I could borrow?” The familiar refrain of the disorganised should receive a hearty “No, now go to a pen shop immediately and while you’re at it get a proper haircut,” from those of us who DO carry writing instrument. Mainly because you never get it back. Anyone who’s quick enough…