Mo’ Tea, Vicar? Valentine’s Day at the May Fair Hotel

What happens when you take a cuppa and a slice of cake and pimp that shiz up? ‘We never do anything fun anymore…’ The words any hard-working, stressed yet romantically inclined man dreads hearing from the neighbouring pillow. Dinner has become routine. The ballet sends you (literally) to sleep. Nightclubs remind you that you might…
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Patchi Up the Relationship

Nothing says ‘Please, please, please wear this underwear I bought for you’ like a non-verbal box of lady joy. More often than not, chocolate really is the way to a woman’s heart, especially when they look this gorgeous. Whilst we’re sure you’ve had your lavish Valentine’s Day plans secured for months now, here’s a little extra…
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