Big City Banquet: HKK London

The tech hub of London’s been needing a decent Chinese. HKK is happy to deliver. Normally, when everyone universally agrees something is great, it means everyone is wrong. Yes, ladies, Bradley Cooper is a shark-toothed freak. Sorry. Normally, restaurants never get the kind of consensus of approval that the gurning, goblin-faced freak evokes in female…
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News Flash: Lamborghini Aventador Clocks 210mph

In case you slept through most of last week, here’s what we ripped from the LUSSO teleprinter. INCOMING: 10.15 am EST. Miami, Florida, January 28, 2013 – Today at Miami International Airport five new Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4 Roadsters sped down the south runway of the busiest U.S. airport for international flights. With special authorisation from the…
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The Reign in Spain

According to various panicked economic reports, Spain is falling apart. The weird thing is, nobody appears to have told Spain. Their football team is winning everything… According to various panicked economic reports, Spain is falling apart. The weird thing is, nobody appears to have told Spain. Their football team is winning everything. Spanish food is…
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Master of the Grape Arts

We’ll be raiding the racks to bring you the finest wines known to humanity. Or at least to Master Sommelier, Christopher Delalonde. Like everyone for a taste of the finer things in life, we at LUSSO like to think of ourselves as having refined and elevated senses. Whether the feel of a scarf made from…
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Courses (Not) For Horses: Total Diet Food

A company that brings the mountain of plentiful healthy food to the Mohammed of… let’s just stop there, shall we? I once met terrifying Kiwi personal trainer, Tim Bean, with a view to becoming another one of his victims…sorry, clients. A revered expert and hard ass, Tim charged £5,000 for a three-month stint, in which…
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Audi City, Mayfair

Can one really predict the future? Not imagine it, but actually know it? Can one really predict the future? Not imagine it, but actually know it? One of the strange side effects of being a Lussonian is developing an almost sixth sense for what’s going to be said (and the manner of its delivery) at…
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Exit the Dragon: HKAL Launches its Club Only Service

Question. Do you sleep at night? Do you slide between Egyptian cotton sheets (satin, if you’re ‘like that’), turn out the light, kiss your better half sweetly and, laying your head on cool, plump goose-down pillows, drift off into eight hours of deliciously soothing slumber? Or do you find yourself awake as a needle, slowly…
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Oprah Goggles: LUSSO in St Lucia

“God did it.” The opening line of the Jalousie Plantation’s brochure walks the fine line between theological absolutism and categorical exceptionalism. Which is quite a feat in a brochure. However, when your resort sits in 100 acres of a UNESCO World Heritage Site, and is considered the Number One location to see before you die…
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The Mark Hotel, New York

Old New York stalwart goes hipster. The crowd goes “ooohhh”… Towering over the corner of 77th and Madison, The Mark has long since been a New York City institution. But old school decor has been replaced by ultra modern styling and the Upper East Side can rejoice once again, as one of its precious landmarks…
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